February 2012
coffeeweather:
It only just sunk in that I’ve met Andrew McMahon twice.
Wow. Sometimes my life is pretty fucking cool.
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I just got off the phone with dad and I miss him so much, it’s actually crazy. I’m actually really sad that I might not get to see him before I move out. Talking to him did make me feel a little less panicked about the situation, though and it was nice. He always backs me up in whatever I do and I love him more than anyone.
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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ex-plosive:
Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart
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WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
coffeeweather:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
this...
I just want to buy a crazy amount of Strongbow and pretend to drown in it or something.
pawp-parnk 4 lyf y’all
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pinocchiosarealboy replied to your post: pinocchiosarealboy replied to your photo: This…
There is no stopping that
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pinocchiosarealboy replied to your photo: This shortbread is literally the best I’ve ever…
Probably the best thing I have ever seen
Damn right
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I don't think much is bothering me right now and...
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People are such funny things. You could know someone so much better than anyone else and still not know them at all. It’s weird how that works because no one really knows anyone if you think about it.
pinocchiosarealboy asked: Stop touching my penis. It's inappropriate.
Excuse me but my laptop is dying. Would someone lovely please plug it in and bring me another cider? I would greatly appreciate it.
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For about the last week I have got myself into a normal sleeping schedule but of course I start a job next week and I go back to sleeping all day etc etc.
humanitysitsonitsthrone asked: I legit thought that girl in the picture you just posted was my friend. woah.
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Anonymous asked: a chick with no nipples
Anonymous asked: The beautiiful puss that slithers and slides from a gloriously popped boob pimple
Anonymous asked: a "clean shave"
Anonymous asked: lingerie
Anonymous asked: orgies
Anonymous asked: rough sex
Anonymous asked: porn
Anonymous asked: BDSM