December 2010
-pallasathena asked: Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays or whatever it is you celebrate! Thanks for following me and being generally awesome. <3
tell me something sweet to get me by
welp, I am a horrible person/girlfriend/friend. I am only on tumblr because Twitter is broken. wah wah etc
6 reasons to not celebrate Christmas Day in...
batsmagazine:
so sick of twitter not working. I have turned to tumblr and I have nothing good to say these days. okay..
all time low orders pizza. by baratitties.
pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
pizza hut: would that be delivery?
matt: yeah.
jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
pizza hut: yup that's correct.
matt: can i get two supreme -
vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
matt: ......
vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
matt: YES YES YES.
rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
pizza hut: any drinks?
matt: six 2 liters of coke.
vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
matt: SHUT UP VINNY
pizza hut: is that all for you?
matt: yeah what's the total
jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
pizza hut: that would be 295.33
matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
matt: really?
pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
matt: god bless you, kind soul.
pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
oopsillegaluturn:
But when I say let’s keep in touch, I really mean I wish that you’d grow up. This is the first song for your mixtape. And it’s short just like your temper, but somewhat golden like the afternoons we used to spend before you got too cool…
tumblr is depressing because everyone is talking about paramore. ok bye
you know what a bad feeling is?
when you feel like you’ve fucked everything up to the point where it can’t be fixes and there’s only one option.
you know what feels even worse?
when someone you love feels that same pain..
I feel shit. like, really, really shit. okay cool. don’t even know why I’m on tumblr
I am so sad that zac and josh left paramore
we all knew something was up when zac thought the moustache was a good idea..
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z0mbies-:
its fucking freezing in my house oh my god
